The Princess, The Dragon and Stinky Chinky
Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess named Princess Miss Hollywood. She lived in the most beautiful castle in the whole kingdom. It was set high atop a green hill and surrounded by fertile green grass as far as the eye could see. The sun always shined on her kingdom and the air was always filled with the music from all the song birds. It was a perfect place.
The Princess had many loyal subjects who loved living under her rule. They worked the fields, made beautiful artwork, and cooked the finest foods for their Princess. They worked every day and every night without a complaint. All were happy knowing they were of service to their Princess.
There was no one in the world that could compare to the beauty of Princess Miss Hollywood. Her hair was like silk strands of gold which shined so brightly. She had the fairest complexion that could be found in all the lands. One smile from her was enough to bring the strongest man to their knees. Her voluptuous buxom would draw a person's eye and claim their soul. Her strong and toned legs led to her perfect feet. Her soft, dainty feet were topped by the ten of the cutest toes.
She was just as beautiful on the inside as she was on the outside. She was always there to lend a hand to her many friends. She rewarded generously those of her subjects who deserved it.
However make no mistake and do not try to cross her. Many foolish subjects tried to come before her with no tributes. Worse yet were those who wasted her time by promising things they never delivered.
Many men from far and wide journeyed to her castle to try and win her affection. Some risked life and limb to make the trip to the foot of her throne. The prospect of winning her heart made men stop at nothing to impress her.
Some men tried to impress her with feats of strength and sport.
Princess was not impressed.
Some men tried to impress her with their large fortunes and wealth.
Princess was not impressed.
Some men tried to impress her with their handsome physiques.
Princess was not impressed.
Day after day she sat on her throne in the royal castle reviewing the many, many suitors who came before her. Princess Miss Hollywood sat upon a throne made of gold and decorated with diamonds and the rarest jewels of the world. Before her was a table laid out with plates of the finest rarest aged steaks, goblets of wine, and delicacies from the East. To her left on a smaller replica of the Princess’s jeweled throne sat her loyal pet Tiffany.
To the Princess’s right knelt her other pet Stinky Chinky. Stinky Chinky was poor excuse for a man who had the tiniest penis in all the lands. Women laughed at him and were repulsed by his ugliness. He sadly wandered aimlessly from place to place constantly rejected by all the women of the kingdom. Princess one day took pity on and claimed ownership of him. He started out at the bottom but through his faithful obedience of all of Princess Miss Hollywood’s orders rose to become her right hand slave. Around his neck he wore a collar with the tag “Stinky Chinky – this slave is owned by Princess Miss Hollywood”. He wore it proudly and was just as proud of his spot as Princess’s number one slave.
Chinky would do everything for Princess. He would cook her meals, clean her castle, draw her bubble baths, wash her clothes, and massage her feet. Each of these tasks was carried out with the utmost of importance. He was also a source of entertainment for her. This was done by dressing up in various costumes. With each outfit he took on the personas of a little girl, a dog, a slutty whore, a maid, and a clown. He would also entertain her with song and dance. His poorly done performances would routinely bring Princess to laughter. He didn’t have a throne to sit on like Princess or her other pet but had his own garbage can in the corner of the room. This was his home and the place where he slept.
Stinky Chinky was the most loyal of all her slaves. There is nothing that he wouldn’t do for his owner and Princess knew this.
All was peaceful in the kingdom until one day a stranger arrived. His appearance was followed by dark clouds and thunder. Each step he took turned the ground he stepped upon from a luscious green to a barren wasteland. With an evil sneer upon his face he entered Princess’s castle.
“Greetings Princess, I am King from a far off Kingdom and I have come to make you my Queen”, he pompously announced.
“What makes you think I would become your Queen?”, asked Princess.
He snapped his fingers and a dozen of his men each carried large, heavy wooden chests and laid them on the floor. They each opened the lids and each chest was overflowing with gold, diamonds, and rubies.
Princess merely yawned at this sight.
“Is that all you have to offer a Goddess like me?”, she inquired.
“I also have this”, the King declared and with a flourish undid his garments to reveal an enormous penis. It was a large staff compared to Chinky’s toothpick sized penis.
Princess looked upon it and was bored.
“Away with you! You lurking loser!”, she declared.
The King shouted, “How dare you! I will not be denied!”
He dropped to ground and traced an ancient symbol on the floor. Then from his mouth he let loose an incantation of black magic. Forgotten words that haven’t been heard in a thousand years. The clouds darkened, lightning erupted, the windows of the castle exploded in a rain of shattered glass. Tiffany ran under her throne for shelter. Chinky fell to the ground and trembled in fear. Princess Miss Hollywood suddenly had a blank expression on her face. She was under the spell of the evil king. He lifted her up in his arms and was carrying her to the royal bedroom.
“Now you and your entire kingdom will be all mine.”
“Not if I can help it!” shouted Stinky Chinky as he leapt to his Princess’ defense.
The Prince swatted him down like a bug before he could do any harm and poor chinky was quickly subdued by the King’s guards.
“Pathetic chink! You think you stand any chance against a real man like me?” the King taunted.
Chinky then let out a mighty poop. The toxic smell nauseated the King’s men causing them to run out of the palace covering their noses in desperate search for clean air. Chinky grabbed a handful of poop and flung it at the evil King. A ball of brown stinky feces landed on his face and some got into his mouth. He spat out the brown filth and tried to wipe the rest away.
“Ugh. What did you eat you disgusting piece of trash! You cannot stop me. I have more power than you can imagine!”, shouted the King.
He then clutched an amulet that hung around his neck and cast another spell. He bent over in pain as wings erupted from his back, a razor sharp tail sprung from his butt, his hands turned to claws, and his teeth became fangs. When it was all done, a huge howling dragon stood where the King once did. In the dragons right hand was the unconscious Princess. The dragon swatted its tail at chinky causing him to dive for cover. Chinky knew he needed a weapon to fight the dragon and frantically searched the room for one.
The dragon started to flap its wings and a huge wind blew through the castle. It reared its head and caused the roof to collapse. It increased its flapping to get ready for takeoff planning to take Princess Miss Hollywood back to its kingdom. It was about to lift off when a mighty blow was stuck to the dragons head causing it to let go of Princess Miss Hollywood. Before the dragon stood Stinky Chinky holding the biggest, blackest dildo known to man – Big Black Mamba. Chinky swung Big Black Mamba and landed a second blow across the dragon’s face.
The injured dragon swept its tail and knock poor chinky to the ground and caused Big Black Mamba to roll across the palace floor. The dragon picked up defenseless chinky.
“I’ve had enough of your meddling. This is the end of you”, shouted the dragon as it opened its mouth and was about to make a meal of Stinky Chinky.
Suddenly Princess Miss Hollywood seeing her prized slave about to be eaten broke free of the King’s spell and ran up to the dragon.
“Noone hurts my little piggy!” she declared, “and no one can resist the power of Hypno Barbie!”
With that she began to rub her beautiful breasts. The dragon’s eyes became entranced by the stunning sight before it. It’s mouth fell open and drool poured down its face. It’s eyes never blinking as it stared at Princess’ s voluptuous bosom.
“I have the power to make anyone and anything do anything I want.” she said. “including dragons. Now let my chinky go.”
The beast lowered chinky to the ground and released its grip on him.
Chinky immediately crawled across the floor to his owner’s feet. The one place in the whole world where he felt totally safe. He rained kisses down upon her feet and kissed each adorable toe.
“Thank you, thank you! I am owned by Princess Miss Hollywood”, he repeated over and over between adoration of her feet.
Princess suddenly thought of a brilliant idea but then again all her ideas were brilliant. She whispered something into her slave’s ear and he scurried off.
Princess then started to rub her gorgeous legs.
“Aren’t my legs just perfect? Don’t you wish you could just touch them and feel them?”, she taunted the dragon who bent his head closer to get a better look.
“Now Chinky!”, she ordered and suddenly chinky appeared behind the dragon with Big Black Mamba in his hands.” With a violent thrust he shoved the big black dildo up the dragon’s ass.
The dragon let out a horrendous shriek, flew up into the air and crashed into the ground. A change came over the unconscious dragon. It’s wings disappeared back into its body. The tail shrunk to nothing. It’s claws reverted into hands and the fangs disappeared. The King had changed back into his human form.
Princess walked straight up to him. Her high heels clanging with each step across the throne room floor. With one swift kick she let his balls have it. This caused the King to regain consciousness and grab his broken balls. Chinky danced with glee at the sight. The King got back on his feet and then fell at the Princess’s feet.
“Forgive me Princess. I thought you were like all the other Princesses out there. That I could fool you and trick you into becoming mine.” explained the King.
“You fool! There is only one Princess Miss Hollywood. You thought you were a man but you are nothing but a weak boy! To teach you a lesson all your lands and all your treasures are now mine! Now get out of my sight you loser boy! “, the Princess commanded as the fallen King ran out the palace door, Big Black Mamba still lodged up his butt.
She attached a leash to chinky’s collar and they walked to the palace balcony to see the fool flee. A pat on her pet’s head was all the reward Stinky Chinky needed as he smiled up at his owner. Princess Miss Hollywood smiled down at her loyal pet and then looked at the stumbling former king run away. With a twinkle in her eye she shouted one last instruction.
“Leave my kingdom forever and don’t follow me on Twitter either!”
Peace returned to the kingdom as the sun returned to shine upon the land. The lands returned to their fertile self. Her loyal subjects came out of hiding and returned to their duties of providing for their ruler.
Princess Miss Hollywood and Stinky Chinky lived happily ever after.
The End
